November 2012
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I miss the way things used to be.
Nov 21st
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October 2012
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“I can’t make you love me if you don’t. You can’t make your...”
Oct 22nd
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September 2012
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@minymusic.. [lets try something new people']
I’m totally in-love with music, not just Katy Perry’s. Mostly Katy Perry’s don’t get me confused with the camel in the corner but I enjoy and appreciate other music too. I came across this amazing new up n’coming artist called Mindy, though her stage name is Miny. She’s so fresh and the future, she’s kinda what the world needs right now. Nicki Minaj can...
Sep 12th
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August 2012
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Aug 28th
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Do you really like it, iz it iz it wickeeeeeed?
SO I EVENTUALLY got a job working for Katy Perry as her boob person, just making sure they’re perked properly and whatnot. If they’re not, I simply, professionally, gotta make them right, perk them up, touch her up, y’know, no biggy! LMFAO, as if I just said that. No, my job is not even worth talking about, but I need ££ for my trip to California & Vegas next year for my...
Aug 17th
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July 2012
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Jul 25th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 11th
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June 2012
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Jun 12th
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ITS JOOOOOOONE.
8 DAYS SUMMERTIME BALL KATY PERRY KATYCATS LIFE NO HOTEL. FOOD. CLOTHES. MONEY YOLO If you’re a katycat, you’ll understand that getting to see Katy Perry means more to you than having a nice warm bed, good food, clothes & money to get by. Because basically , you forget the basics in life when Katy Perry is in town & my battery in on 69% right now which has totally...
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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Katy Perry > Russell Brand
May 23rd
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just an innocent little ReBlog !
May 21st
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All I'm sellin' is sex AKA katy perry.
Okuur, so i’m just gonna start off by saying ’ jfsdjfdhskfdsfdhkfj’ Wide Awake, Sunday 20th May 2012 Billboard Awards, LIVE > Katy Perry. Now I’m gonna moan about how I can’t afford to buy anything nice to wear to the summertime ball, which is in 24 days may I just add, because I spent all my ££ on Katy Perry. Granted, £85 for a ticket to sit through every other...
May 16th
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May 14th
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SUMMERTIME BALL ; 28 days. jfhsdfjdfkdsfjsofjkds. 
May 12th
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its been a little while but I'm back & I come...
                   
May 9th
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April 2012
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SO CALL ME MAYBE?
Apr 25th
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Listenthis is what happens to me if you try calling me...
Apr 4th
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you can keep the diamond ring, it don't mean...
Apr 4th
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March 2012
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Mar 24th
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I don't have time to do any vlogs.
because I spend my days finding out where Katy is , booking flights & hotels to where she is at that precise moment, then finding out that she’s actually in MY country in the first place. Vis-a-vis, I fly to Paris to realise she’s back in the UK. This week, I’m taking a 10 hour bus journey to Scotland to then also take another 10 hour bus trip to London, to MAYBE see Katy...
Mar 11th
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Mar 7th
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February 2012
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ps : Katy Perry owns me.
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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” omg Karys, I love her. She’s so sexual. She always wants to touch my boobs, she knows whats right ”  - Katy Perry. This is my reaction when I got told Katy remembered me and said that shit up there ^
Feb 25th
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LONDON TOWN.
Feb 22nd
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katyperryblog: Not battery operated! I am a real person! HA! Me and my little kittehnnnz first video blog about UR SO GAY! :P  JUST AN INNOCENT REBLOG. 2008.
Feb 21st
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why isn't beauty , ugly?
Is beauty just a cultural thing, based on whatever the common consensus is at any particular time?  Or is there a ‘true beauty’, that we find in all cultures and times? I don’t understand why people judge people by the way they look. The clothes they wear, the things they believe in & the colour of their skin. Why can’t this be normal ? Why can’t we just accept that...
Feb 19th
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GAGA OHH LA LA.. roma romaa out-of-the-grammys-because-Katy-slayed-and-I-got-jealous .. but I do like her. I do. really , ✌. grammys grammys grammys. sex. elephants, pregnant, KATY . Marry me?K. Happy Valentines Day sexy laydeeeeees ❤ 
Feb 14th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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she got the moves like Jagger..
Feb 5th
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are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?... →
Feb 1st
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ITS F-E-B-[R]-U-A-R-Y , SLASH DOT.
Pinch , punch, first on the month, no fucking returns ; unless you’re katy perry, then you can return the favour. It takes me a month to find the right spelling of the werd February, why is it so difficult to spell ? Whats with the random R in the middle of the word? Its there to confuse people & make you pull a really ugly face whilst saying the word. We know your game Jesus,...
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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“he’s so stupid, heres how I know : what kind of genius would let...”
– yes Russell, you vaginafacebearcunt, comparisons are easily done once you’ve had a taste of perfection.
Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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KATY PERRY, YOUR FUCKING STUPID PERFECT FACE IS...
Jan 25th
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BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING!
Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Katys in Indonesia & I'm in the clouds.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, I’m sooooooooo happy & sad at the same time. I’m werking Hot n Cold right now. Katy Perry is in Indonesia ready to rawk the stage on a one-off California Dreams Tour show & I’m stuck in Wales feeling sorry for myself because I’m not yet famous & I don’t give a fuck but I’ve got a super hot date & he’s totally my teenage...
Jan 18th
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CALIFORNIA DREAMS TOUR , ONE LAST TIME (x2)
So0o0o0o, TODAY the CDT & KATY are headed to Indonesia for the last 2 shows of the California Dreams Tour. Its basically over already but there’s 2 shows left, so its not technically over if yanno what I mean . I’m so gutted that I’m not Indonesian or Philipiniean (whatever you sexy guys are called) right now, I’d quite happily sit on the wing of a plane for 20+ hours...
Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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” I am so grateful for all the love and support I’ve had from people around the world. You guys have made my heart happy again ” - Katy Perry KATY PERRY FUCKING TWEETED. after 10+ days of nothing.el zipo, she fucking tweets. something so beautiful too, so I recorded my reaction. Don’t expect miracles, its 2AM, Katy just tweeted & I just gave birth to a camel. So...
Jan 8th
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this is real fucking life.
hi. this is my blog and I’ll blog what the fuck I like. I’ll make videos of myself eating my cereal or in the bath doing press ups if I want to. I’ll do cameos and vlogs , I’ll do it all, probably now just to annoy the haters. haters gonna hate ; fakers gonna fake. whuuut. london is calling my name next month. we’re attending a gay bar to watch a woman sing...
Jan 6th
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things have happened. sad things. Katy always makes me happy when i’m feeling down, so its time to return the favour…
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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happy happy happy happy OLD year.
Why does it have to be Happy New Year? Why is it that we’re celebrating leaving the year behind us? I, for one, quite frankly don’t ever want 2011 to end. So NO. Its not Happy New Year, its Happy Old Year & Sad New Year. I’m not celebrating the end of this year when I don’t wish for it to end, I made amazing friends n’ met perfect people this year , I fucking...
Dec 31st
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